WE ARE
-Responsible
We celebrate every little ounce of responsibility. It's not always easy, so when it happens we're here for it. Responsible ain't always easy, but it's always respected.
-Simple
We're just here to drink some cold beverages in a responsible-ish manner.
-Enthusiastic
Always up for a good time.
-Honest
We'll tell you when you have a bad haircut and we hope you'll do the same for us.
-Inclusive
The more the merrier
-Irreverent and Self Aware
We don't take ourselves too seiously, but we do take this BS seriously.